Taylor Swift is having second thoughts about her “big endorsement” of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, according to a source.
The source, who may or may not be credible or actually exist in nature, asked to remain anonymous, but we refused. His name is Chuck.
Chuck says that Taylor is very distraught over the news that 30 million fictitious “Swifties for Trump” have unfollowed her on social media. She was equally distraught that the Diet Coke deal fell through and that she lost $150 million over it.
“I mean…it didn’t really happen,” said Chuck, “But then again, my name isn’t really Chuck.”
We honestly don’t know what else you might have expected from an outlet called The Dunning-Kruger Times, patriots. But we applaud your efforts in hoping and praying this was true. It’s not.