Thanksgiving — the holiday we all look forward to for good food, family, and a touch of humor. The perfect time to make memories, share laughter, and maybe escape from a few awkward conversations. Whether you’re spending the day with your family, friends, or just indulging in your favorite foods, Thanksgiving jokes are always a hit. Check out these funny jokes that will have everyone around the dinner table smiling!
1. The Thanksgiving Revelation
A mom picks up her kindergartner after school, and the little one excitedly shares the day’s lesson:
“Mommy! We learned that boys and girls are different.”
The mom wonders where this is headed.
“My teacher said boys have something girls don’t!”
The mom braces for what’s coming next.
“Girls know boys are boys because of this thing that hangs down.”
Puzzled, the mom listens carefully as the child adds,
“Boys puff up when they see a girl they like!”
Laughing, the mom asked, “What else did you learn?”
“My teacher said we all love Thanksgiving dinner — that’s where all the fun begins!”
2. A Thanksgiving Dinner Surprise
A young boy visits the drugstore before Thanksgiving.
“I’m going to my girlfriend’s for dinner. Do you think I should bring something special?”
The pharmacist nods wisely and suggests, “You should definitely bring a thoughtful gift.”
Fast forward to Thanksgiving dinner, where the young boy is asked to lead grace. His palms are sweating, and he nervously starts praying. His girlfriend leans over, surprised.
“I didn’t know you were so religious!”
The boy, flustered, whispers back, “I didn’t know your dad was the pharmacist!”
3. The Talking Parrot
A woman adopts a parrot that has a knack for saying things it shouldn’t. When Thanksgiving arrives, she’s nervous about how the bird will behave in front of the family. But, to her surprise, during dinner, the parrot stays silent.
Afterward, it turns to her and says,
“I apologize for my behavior earlier. What did the turkey say to you?”
4. The Turkey’s Funny Thanksgiving
A turkey strides up to a football coach, looking to try out.
“Are you serious?” the coach asks, laughing.
The turkey responds, “Watch this!” and catches the football in style.
“Impressive,” says the coach, “How much do you want for the season?”
The turkey smiles and replies,
“Forget the money. Does the season last past Thanksgiving?”
5. The Thanksgiving Surprise with the Turkey
A man frantically searches the grocery store for the biggest turkey he can find. After some time, he asks the stock boy,
“Don’t these turkeys get any bigger?”
The boy looks at him and replies with a straight face,
“No, sir. They’re dead.”
6. The Thanksgiving Family Drama
Timmy decides to tell his parents about his new relationship with Joyce. His dad, looking pale, almost chokes on his drink.
“Wait, is she Susan’s daughter?” he asks.
Timmy nods.
The dad sighs deeply, saying,
“Son, you can’t date her. Joyce could be your sister.”
7. The Thanksgiving Accident
Before Thanksgiving, a couple was involved in a minor car accident. Thankfully, no one was hurt. They decided that, from then on, they’d spend as much time together as possible.
“I’m never spending time apart from you again,” said the man.
“That’s right,” his wife replied, “I think we’ve spent enough time together to realize we’re in this for the long haul!”
8. The Thanksgiving Family Decision
An elderly couple announces to their children that they are getting a divorce after 45 years of marriage.
“What?!” their son exclaims.
The son calls his sister, and she immediately protests,
“Like heck they’re getting divorced!”
She calls her father back and says,
“You and Mom are not getting divorced! We’ll be there for Thanksgiving, and we’re paying for our own flights!”
The old man smiles at his wife.
“They’re coming for Thanksgiving — and they’re paying for their own fares!”
9. The Thanksgiving Turkey Trick
Gemma’s grandmother arrived for Thanksgiving, and Gemma greeted her excitedly.
“Maybe Dad will do that trick he was talking about!”
Grandma raised an eyebrow.
“What trick, honey?”
Gemma replied, “I heard him say he’d climb the wall if you came to visit — like Spider-Man!”
Everyone burst into laughter!
10. The Thanksgiving Toast
At a Thanksgiving dinner, a man nervously agrees to say a few words before the meal.
When he gets up, he starts to mumble, but then, he gathers himself and says,
“Here’s to the turkey. You may be cooked, but you’re still the star of the show!”
Everyone cheers, and laughter fills the room.
Final Thoughts on Thanksgiving Humor
Thanksgiving is about family, food, and creating memories. These jokes are the perfect way to bring everyone together for a laugh. Whether you’re telling these at the dinner table or sharing them after dessert, they’re sure to keep the holiday spirit alive. So, this Thanksgiving, enjoy the turkey, cherish the moments, and don’t forget to share these funny jokes with family and friends!
